I laughed so hard it hurts.
“Should I even bother?”
“Step aside, mongrels.”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
Jill knew he was trouble when he walked in.
Pretty much my newest and most favorite ourselves remix forever kthxbye
So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.
I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”. So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.
I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specificthey won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some fucking consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals.
This shit right here seriously breaks me heart.
Well done society.
208,261 that is horrific.
Depressingly, I think it would be a lot higher if people understood that if it’s from friends it counts, if it’s from family it counts, if it’s so subtle no one else notices it still fucking counts.
If it’s from teachers, from coaches, from crushes, from people you admire? It still counts. It always has. It always will, no matter what pretty words they try to cover it with.
OH MY GOD MICROWAVE MOLTEN CAKE
GET IN ME
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
I don’t think that would be good
i’d have a whole lot of frenchmen inside of me and i’m not sure how to feel about that
… I don’t want to be stranded on Animus Island that’s awful and my face model wouldn’t even look like me
…DO I BECOME A LATIN WORD THEN SERIOUSLY HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK
THIS IS STUPID
Remember, though, that Ezio wasn’t a /true/ member of the Brotherhood in AC2 until nearly the end when he was inducted. Maybe there’s going to be a similar thing with Edward?
Yup, but Ezio actually had a good reason to fight for Assassins before he joined the Brotherhood…
Right now I don’t know why Edward would like to join them too?
It’s actually said in GameInformer that the Assassins actually come to Edward rather than he to them, because Edward has the qualities of wanting to stand for justice and freedom and for the people, and they need others to help protect the people and the Brotherhood (which I’ve heard is located in one of the cities you can visit). Even if he is a pirate, they came to him, and taught him everything.
AC4 is all about him struggling between his Assassin duties versus his pirate life. That’s a very big thing for the game. Ubisoft seems to be marketing/working a lot on the blurring of lines between Templar and Assassin lately.
Me to a friend: HERE, LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY FANDOMS.
- 15 minutes later -
Me: OH GOD WHY DID I DO THAT NOW I HAVE ALL THE FEELS AND I AM JUST GOING TO GO DROWN IN THEM IN A CORNER BYE.
Friend: What the fuck just happened.
People are using the Masaki and Isshin love each other and got married
And since Orihime looks like Masaki, then ichigo and orihime will get together.
How come no one thought of the hair colors?
Ichigo has orange
Masaki has orange
Isshin has dark blue/black
Rukia has dark blue/black
Terezi, go home. You’re drunk on Faygo.
did I ever mention that I love you? because I do.